uggz

Are you kiddin' me? Wow. And that was so not a 'wow' with mad propz. Please omit a 'g' and add 'ly'.

Ugg boots have suddenly become all the rage, popularity index levels peeking sky-high, assisted by the likes of Kylie Minogue, Pamela Anderson, and Madonna just to name a few. What once started off as slippers for them breezy nights Down Under, it was only a matter of time before the foundation was built on. Ah yes, the Ugg boot was born, Aussie style.

Crocodile-Proof perhaps?!?!

What kills moi royally with extra cheese is that these suckas are fashioned in the summertime. Sheepskin with wool inner-lining in 88F (31C) weather?!?! WTF??? Please do not make me smell your feet!!! I'll do anything!!! Just please, not the feet-whiffin' post boot-removal.

Homegirlz, if you ain't feelin' tha "OH" and tha "MY" hammer-stamped on them Uggs a la Kuyaz, then go visit your local SoftMoc, and instantly become the centre of attention… or smell of non-attention for that matter. OH MY.

bootz

Ladies, keep 'em just below the kneecapz. All y'all are strong, confident, educated, sexy and sophisticated individuals. No need to try and be another Catwoman on the streetz. Just stay away from the red... for now.

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Ultimately, this IS your one-stop shop to ensure you stay on top of tha (the) Game. SO FLY ain't enough for this entry.

Photo examples will have all y'all at the closest Nixon dealer first thing tomorrow morning. (Bonus... the cheddar is surprisingly quite fair.)



New Yorkers:

• Atrium Trading or Paragon on Broadway
• Barneys on Madison Ave.

My Tdot peepz back Home:

• Boathouse at Sherway Gardens
• So Hip It Hurts on Queen St.
• West49 at Yorkdale Mall or Yonge & Eg location

Photos courtesy of Nixon.

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Homegirlz...

Buy some capris with DLS stringz. Match 'em with stylish stilettos and you'll be gettin' so fly lookz left-right-and-centre. Hot. You can thank me later.

tag-a-longs (revisited)

As promised, I have located "Archive-163". Muchas gracias to Pay for initiating this entry back on the 21st of March, 2006: Post #163 from The SanGiordano.

Fellas, sit back and chill. Ladies, listen up.

Want that ever-so-fresh, clean, breathable feeling - all the time? Errr, never mind. Just click here.

So WRONG.

ballcapz

Patio table too crowded? No cup-holders on them picnic chairs? Here, place your cold one on my cap, no probz.

Fellas, gone are the dayz when curving the brim of your cap like an inverted U was cool. Um, no. Keep 'em straight - a subtle curve is fine. I'm referring to fitted ballcapz such as the likes of New Era. As for trucker capz, much more of a curve is needed, but again, do not go overboard please.

Veteran OAC peepz will recall our intern Joel who showed up whenever he pleased yet always styled and profiled with his capz.

Example: check it out. No curve. Know it.


Ladies, not that all y'all ain't curvaceous and hot enough, but a trucker-curve is still a must for you. Flat 180 brims fashioned by a totty strolling along Queen St. ain't so cool. Do tha (the) bend, and to secure overall sexiness, pull the hair through the back of the ballcap. That means no fitted capz allowed for ladies with long tresses.

"Dayaam, girlz look hot with ballcapz on..."

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Socks so High. Yes, socks so high.

Welcome to latest installment of Blogger Extraordinaire Kuyaz, writer/blogger for past weblogs such as SalonTiago, Word Up, Glysomed GreenTeam, Kuya OneEighty, The SanGiordano and Kay Michaels Salon.

Reader discretion advised. May offend some. Please note none of these entries what-so-ever are meant to be directed to any particular individual or group. These thoughts are strictly those of the "grammatical blogger who loves to rhyme slang". Agree or disagree - the choice is yours. It's wide open baby, so voice your opinions in the Comments section and we shall all discuss.

"socks so high" will showcase the hottest, and not-so-hottest Trendz today, as seen by the eyez of Kuyaz.

And on that note, we begin with the obvious.

Yes yes y'all... Tube socks are back, and stripe-it-up 'Adidas' style, even better. Fellas, pull 'em up, cuz that's tha shizz. Ladies, do the same. Photo below courtesy of American Apparel supports my madness and exudes pure sexiness.

And so while we're on the topic of white socks, let's make it crystal clear yet again fellas that under no circumstance are you to EVER wear the whites with dress shoez on. Shame on you if you still haven't learned.