Thursday, May 24

ballcapz

Patio table too crowded? No cup-holders on them picnic chairs? Here, place your cold one on my cap, no probz.

Fellas, gone are the dayz when curving the brim of your cap like an inverted U was cool. Um, no. Keep 'em straight - a subtle curve is fine. I'm referring to fitted ballcapz such as the likes of New Era. As for trucker capz, much more of a curve is needed, but again, do not go overboard please.

Veteran OAC peepz will recall our intern Joel who showed up whenever he pleased yet always styled and profiled with his capz.

Example: check it out. No curve. Know it.


Ladies, not that all y'all ain't curvaceous and hot enough, but a trucker-curve is still a must for you. Flat 180 brims fashioned by a totty strolling along Queen St. ain't so cool. Do tha (the) bend, and to secure overall sexiness, pull the hair through the back of the ballcap. That means no fitted capz allowed for ladies with long tresses.

"Dayaam, girlz look hot with ballcapz on..."

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